The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!