- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to get arrested

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to get sick

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Having taste buds in your anus.