The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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cry acid tears

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to turn into random objects

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!