The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to have a V8

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Nothing

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!