Being only half invisible.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Liam Brudenell

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!