power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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power to fart through your mouth

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!