The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!