The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to change races.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!