the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!