the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!