The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!