- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to get arrested

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

the power to create a meme

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to punch that like button

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the ability to see through air

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!