The power to drown on land.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to write comic books

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!