The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to sit

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to misspell

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to become visible at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!