The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power die if you think.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!