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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to inhale coins without dying.
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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.
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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.
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The power of being aquaman.
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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.
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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.
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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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The power to be invisible when singing
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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...
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i love to make shit brix
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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The Power to Fail in Failing
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.
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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.
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The power to drown on land.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!