- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to divide by 0

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the ability to command watermelons

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to morph into yourself

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to be born again

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to not have any power at all

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

Pointless Super Powers