The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to get arrested

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!