- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to commit suicide.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to chew with your tongue

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

Pointless Super Powers