open up pickles glass

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be powerless

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!