the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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to be shitty

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to levitate

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The power of 12% levetation

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!