the ability to talk to humans

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!