- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to die

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to smell water.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

power to transform into a dick with legs

Tha ability to not be able to fly

the power to create a meme

Pointless Super Powers