The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!