To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!