power to age faster

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!