power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to fly in space

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!