The power to speak braille.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to speak to toasters

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to be powerless

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!