- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to your elbow

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to make glass clear

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

to be shitty

The power to be Chuck Norris

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to break a Nokia

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to break bones at will.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers