The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!