The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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cry acid tears

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to be powerless

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to never come into existence

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!