the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!