The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!