Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be missed when present.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to write comic books

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!