The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to punch that like button

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to fly in space

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!