The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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open up pickles glass

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to get sick

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!