- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to not care.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to smell water.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Pointless Super Powers