The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!