The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to bread toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!