the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to die at will.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to like any show

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!