the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to see through horses

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!