the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!