- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to bread toast!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to remember th...

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to pee any color

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to get really mad.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

Pointless Super Powers