The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to not have a brain!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Justin Bieber

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!