The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to smell water.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!