- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be powerless

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

anything Aquaman does

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to ignore useful information

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

Pointless Super Powers