The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to waste money

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to pee any color

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!