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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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the power to send text messages while driving
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing
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the ability to type slower.
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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around
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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!
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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.
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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.
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The ability to count to potato
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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!