The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to get sick

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!