- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power to get really mad.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!