- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

to zap people but only yourself

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to ignore useful information

The power to only see glass.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Pointless Super Powers