- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to never come into existence

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to change your eye color.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

the power to eat when your hungry

Pointless Super Powers