- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your balls.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Pointless Super Powers