- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to morph into yourself

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to poop standing up

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to read this sentence

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to police irony

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers