The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to make everything worse

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to police irony

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!