the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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power to age faster

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!