- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The power to punch that like button

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

Pointless Super Powers