the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to not do it.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!