The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!