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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.
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The power to turn into a lamp once.
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand
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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power to predict the present
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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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The ability to pee while standing up for men
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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards
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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.
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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun
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The power to smile uncontrollably.
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!