The power to ignore useful information

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to die

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the power to write comic books

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!