The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to predict the present

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!