The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to waste money

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!