- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of learning

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to poop glue.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to police irony

Pointless Super Powers