The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have a V8

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Nothing

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!