the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to lower your own ego.

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being black

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!