- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to self destruct at will.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to get arrested

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Pointless Super Powers