The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!